not a blog

I swear its not a blog. wouldn't lie to you Im honest really why don't you believe me don't you trust me anymore what happened we used to be so good together I feel like we're drifting apart maybe In should spend the night at a friends house tonight I need to re-evaluate our relationship.



i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via misha-collins-wormstache)


*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

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