not a blog

I swear its not a blog. wouldn't lie to you Im honest really why don't you believe me don't you trust me anymore what happened we used to be so good together I feel like we're drifting apart maybe In should spend the night at a friends house tonight I need to re-evaluate our relationship.

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala)

bunan-tsokolatte:

I’M SORRY BUT I SAW THE PREVIEW AT THE END OF TODAY’S “DOCTOR WHO” EPISODE AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS SCENE AND THEN I THOUGHT OF THIS PART FROM ONE OF PEWD’S FRIDAY WITH PEWDIEPIE AND I LAUGHED MORE

(via pewdie)